Adult Jokes #3: Great Misfortune

A Guy with 25 Inches Long Dick says to God:

I can not Live with this long Dick!

God: Go to that Lake. You will find a Female Frog. Ask her to Marry you.

She will say 'No' & you will Loose five Inches !!

He Went & Found female Frog.

Guy: Will you marry me?

Female frog: No!

He Lost five Inches!

He thought 20 Inches is still Long!!

So Again: Will you marry Me?

Female frog: No.

He again lost five Inches More.

He thot: 15 is great

But 10 is Ideal,

So he asked Again:

will you marry me?

Femble frog: How many Times do I have to tell you ?

NO! NO! NO!

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Adult Jokes #2: A Conversation

2 tamil men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:

"Emma cums first.

Den I cum.

Den two asses cum together.

I cum once-a-more!

2 asses, they cum 2gether again.

I cum again and pee twice.

Then I cum one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are."

"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

(I swear you're gonna read this again)

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Adult Jokes #1: Trouble Faced By Old Man

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. 

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. 

We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

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